We've finally reached the inevitable end-game of Heidi and Spencer's "celebrity." Seen above proving Ed Hardy is the apparel of choice for today's walking anus, the couple have recently been rumored to be amateur gun nuts. It's now reported that "Chins" and "Squirrel Nuts" even own a $10,000 arsenal of weapons. F-in' beautiful. Surprisingly, this news hasn't caused Charlton Heston's ghost to appear saying "My bad. Gun control is actually totally awesome." InTouch reports:

The couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. "They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses," a friend explains. "Spencer wants to be prepared for anything."

How bad is it to pray for a murder/suicide? Break it down to me on a scale of one to 10. One being Jesus also has his fingers crossed, and 10 being I'm doomed to photograph these two till the end of time . For reference, going to hell and being pitchforked in the nads is only a five.



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