Kim Kardashian recently updated her blog with bikini pics of herself and sister Kourtney. If I didn't write this site, I'd say that makes Kim Kardashian's blog the most goddamn awesome blog on the Internet*. I'm also not saying it because I'm baffled by Kim's impromptu shower with a sarong around her waist. What kind of wicked secret is she hiding under that thing? Wait, I got it! LEGOs. Boom! Case closed. Now to solve the mystery of how drunk I'm going to get. (Hint: Lots.)

UPDATE: Added the seriously, like for real Kardashian sisters' PSA for Burma after the jump. Nothing like the irony of Armenians making light of a national tragedy. HA! You can't make that shit up. Anyway, enjoy the video before YouTube pulls it again.