Brooke Hogan scoped out the campus of Florida Atlantic University while filming an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. For stopping by, campus administrators gave her a paperweight. Ooh, weighty. Brooke was also asked to join the football team, wrestling team (obv), weight lifting team, shotput team and the Florida Atlantic Chapter of "Chicks with Wieners Who The Superficial Writer Would Still Make Out With Anyway Provided There's Enough Schnapps Because OMG Look at Those Boobs." What? We're trying to go national.