I have no idea what in the hell Katie Price is wearing, but I'm pretty sure this counts as an official act of terror. Alright, folks, we knew this day would come: The British finally want payback for that whole Revolutionary War business. (You know, when Darth Vader told Luke he was his father.) Somebody get Britney Spears onto a helicopter. I want her flashing her cooter on top of Big Ben by 0800. This shit just got a whole lot more fannier.