Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially engaged. The two announced their unholy asshat union on their blog Friends or Enemies:

THIS JUST IN FROM ASHLEE SIMPSON "We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us."

- Ashlee and Pete

It's early in the morning so I just want to wish Ashlee and Pete the best. Also, the wedding cake's on me. It'll be a delicious marble with equal parts typhoid, Al Qaeda and, because I love you guys, Criss Angel. Congrats!

UPDATE: Us Magazine got a "no comment" from Ashlee's rep asking if there's a bun in the oven. The rep instead pointed Us to the above comment from Friends or Enemies. And, fuck, these two reproduced. Super. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue - but not the wrong day to quote Airplane. I win!




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