Katie "Jordan" Price (center) modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. She thought it'd be a great idea to invite six of her "everyday" fans to help model the undergarments. Unfortunately, one of her fans happened to be a hairless gorilla in a wig. Hold on, that's a woman? Why would God create such a beast? It's because I, you know, do stuff at night, isn't it? Whoops. My bad, everybody. Sorry!