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Look, everybody, it's the mentally-challenged yet awesomely augmented superhero Valentine's Girl! Yay! She's here to ward off loneliness and broken hearts with a barrage of nipples. Also she's wielding her, uh, trusty baton covered in tin-foil. I have no fucking clue but God bless her retarded heart. Thanks, Valentine's Girl!

NOTE: These are actually NSFW shots of British TV personality Katie "Jordan" Price at a book-signing this morning for her third autobiography "Jordan: Pushed to the Limit." I had no idea her life required not one but three novels. Yet somehow none of them are part of Oprah's Book Club. What a travesty.



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