Nicole Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass in Australia yesterday. Apparently she's wearing some sort of tin-foil outfit. While her ass looks amazing in it for her age, I wonder if this is some sort of future suit that reverses the effects of time. If it is, I'd ask for my money back. Except in this case she can't, because I sold it to her and my website clearly states "All sales are final." But, I'm a nice guy, so here's a free bottle of "Make Tom Cruise Love Me" spray. It's guaranteed to work. Just ask Katie Holmes on those rare days she's allowed out of the house.