I get the feeling these are old, but they're making the rounds on the ol' interweb so I'm putting them up anyway. They're personal shots of Hayden Panettiere - the cheerleader from Heroes - licking a statue's butt and then, um, paying her friend to spank her? I guess? She doesn't turn 18 for another two months, so whatever you're thinking it's probably illegal. Unless you happen to be thinking about a cure for cancer. That's, you know, especially illegal.