Here's musician James Blunt and Gary Dourdan (CSI) in Spain doing exactly what I'd be doing if I had cash pouring out my nostrils: Partying on a boat with topless chicks. Of course, I'd take it one step further by installing a torpedo launcher that I'd fire at dolphins, the smug bastards of the sea. Who's the smart one now, fin ass?! Fire one! .... Where's the "boom"? What do you mean I can't load the tube with hand guns and steak knives?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW unless you run a travel agency that specializes in exciting nipple-loaded destinations. In which case, what's your most affordable package? I've got roughly $5.30 and these magic beans. Okay, they're Raisinets.